31.letter.reprogramming

Published 6:00 am Sunday, January 31, 2021

It seems that unity is on the agenda of the new administration, or at least that is what I keep hearing. With the country so divided, that makes sense.

In the last few days we have been made aware of some Democrats’ plan to stop this division. It is so simple, just take all the members of the Trump cult and de-program them. After all, Biden has donors in Red China that can show him how to reprogram.

Katie Couric says there is a need to de-program all of the Trump supporters. U.S. Rep. Steven Cohen says the National Guard in Washington could be as much as 70 percent Trump supporters, making them inherently dangerous. At a minimum, they need to be reprogrammed. Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune says Trump supporters are a dangerous cult in need of reprogramming.

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With all of the money about to be shoveled out by government, I decided I would like a piece of the pie. I will outline my plan for de-programming and submit it to the new Democrat-controlled government. Liberal university think tanks can flesh out the outline and “voila” all divisiveness will be crushed. I plan to ask for a government grant of only $5 billion for this innovative solution — what a bargain!

1. Communism/Socialism good-Democracy bad.

2. Democrats good-Republicans bad.

3. China good-Israel bad.

4. Secularism good-Christianity bad.

5. Unarmed populist good-guns bad.

6. Iran good-Israel bad.

7. Immorality good-morality bad.

8. Liberal social media good-conservative social media bad.

9. Liberal-controlled media good-conservative media bad.

10. All other forms of government good-Democracy bad.

11. Lies good-truth to be avoided.

12. In elections, any means whatsoever acceptable-honest elections be be avoided.

13. Abortion good-right to life bad.

If we can reprogram all of the deporables, we may get elections with up to 95 percent Democrat votes.

That five percent that is irredeemable can be made to disappear. Now that is unity.

Note: Make sure the unarmed populist is achieved by whatever means necessary before implementing plan, for obvious reasons.

James Mitchell

Sulphur