Dubois: Nerd alert: A person is not an 'alumni'

Would someone please alert MLB Network, specifically the lead announcer for coverage of the draft?

If you need a link, you can try this one: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alumni

(And yeah, I've heard the counterarguments, and sorry, but no can do.)

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