Last Modified: Thursday, June 06, 2013 10:45 PM
Would someone please alert MLB Network, specifically the lead announcer for coverage of the draft?
If you need a link, you can try this one: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alumni
(And yeah, I've heard the counterarguments, and sorry, but no can do.)
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